She doesn't know how to spell it herself either

Lawyers eat here

Every girl's favourite eating place

Harper Lee eats here

Robin Hood came here looking for the friar

They forgot that teriyaki is Japanese

Patsy and Eddy eat here

It better be . . .

No pho king way . . .

Jesus eats here

I think this is meant to be a restroom sign

Boastful
 

Straight to the point

Just like I used to confuse the magnate
Lang Hancock's  name as Hang Longcock

And fook yew too
 

Don't eat here or else you will soon be fat

I think its pronounced "ahnaal"
 

One downstroke of the letter "N" fell off

. . .  and this one is pronounced "Ahnnooze"

This place is hard to find apparently.
Use Google Maps

"Life is like a box of chocolates . . ."

Bakes handsome breads

If you make a mistake then you end up here . . .

Reminds me of a children's cartoon sea pirates TV series in Australia with main characters called "Master Bates" and Seaman Staines"

Don't step on ma blue suede shoes . . . .

You also???

What they mean is that they don't use machines
 

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They return your computer in bits and pieces

I think this describes some hotel staff
who should not be in the business

Go somewhere else if you need something smaller