Clem's Online Shop 2

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For your home office
 



Sharpens your pencils with a "meow"



It gets up your nose



This one does not "meow"

 

 



Trim away Pinocchio's nose each time he tells a lie

 


 

 



Too many of these will constitute a plague



How many times before have you told off your dog
for drinking from the toilet bowl?



Do you give eeffoc?



Big or small cuppa, we've got it covered



Gives you that sinking feeling



Looks like the oldest drinking vessel in the world

 


  Cushions Department



Woof!



For when you feel like sitting on a pizza


BBQ Department



Too many cooks . . . .



He means bone-in ribsteak



Inferiority complex



Yes, but I cleaned the toilet with it before you
 



Heavily discounted . . . . 
Actually, we are giving this one away for free





 


 

 

Furniture Department
 



Arse licker



See how it feels to be canned sardine



Not house-trained yet



Comes with a full set of nuts and bolts for you to screw together

Loo Department
 
 

Peeping Tom decal

 

Executive toilet





Never run out of toilet roll ever again . . . .
Either that, or you have a huge arse

Kitchen Department
 



 

 



He holds bottoms up



Just don't scratch your arse with these on or
else you will become a Claude Bottom



Loch Ness monster in your soup



Utensil people



Guaranteed to be near misses all the time
 




 



Wabbit loves cawot


Pirate with a wooden (cork) leg


Now you can stick two pieces of toast together


Make your knives as sharp as shark teeth


 

 

24 March 2021





 


 

 

 

 



Created by Clem Kuek