Early in the Second World War, with their backs to the wall, the British sang a defiant song which poked fun at the Nazi leadership, using the tune of the Colonel Bogey March.

Here is my version appropriate to the times:

If you are not familiar with the tune, you can go here

"Jose, has only got one ball,

Georgie, has two but they are small,

Johnno, has something similar,

But, Leonorah Perry, has no balls at all!"