Clem's Online Shop

Only the best from the web to you!

Free shipping (only if your name starts with a double "Z", have one leg shorter than the other, and live in the same building my shop)

 
Pharmacy Department specials
35% off (from the regular price which is 250% more than a real shop)
 


The toothpaste for today's smart set


Feel better after "Wack off"

 

 


Maybe you have


Use after you do No. 2


Dunno if it means the same in Espaniol


Suitable for most baby-faced
adults as well


Not advisable to shit on your pillow

I think it means you can try
 


  Gourmet Food Department
    Our very best selection of ring-of-fire sauces for you
    Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDS) available for each sauce




 


 The prof is from the
University of Ashollandia
 


Another smouldering sphincter academic
 

The daring can try the Black Rectum iteration (red merely means irritation but black means permanent damage)
You wont be popular with whoever washes the sheets



 
Underpants danger




 

 


 Professor of Asstrology
 


Recipes #5 to 9 have been banned in most civilized nations

Wine & Beer Department


Fits D'Arse
 


It's torn
 


Weight challenged
 


When it comes to liquor there's a lot of fixation on the genitals
 


What did I tell you?


 


A boast for toasting


 


 


For that surprise party
 


It stinks
 


Ask an Aussie what
root means

  

 


Poultry appendage
 


Don't confuse with imitation mule piss
 

 

Sundries Department
 


For that old time taste
 
They don't just flush it away
Bottled fresh for you
More usually a receptacle for
depositing hot fluids


Can't imagine how enough is collected
 


An ice pack may help
 


Eeeew
 


Must be a lot of camels with high-pitched
voices as a result


Those don't look like mammaries


Guaranteed to be al dente


A happy ending
 



Save your hand from calluses
 
For those times you need to give
things a good scrub
We cater for all lifestyle persuasions

We hear you . . . no need to swear
Don't blame us if you get slapped

Go eat somethin' else if you're not a whore
Avian gonads?


 

 

26 Feb 2021





 


 

 

 

 



Created by Clem Kuek