The behelmeted, imperious teutonic headmaster. Was found
backstabbed to death in the schoolyard one day. It is common
knowledge who the culprits are but they remain at large with
only their consciences to live with each night before they slip
Emerged from a misty past of which records have been difficult
to trace. Claims to have been master of a vast organisation of
the proletariat in a defunct marxist state. Her articulation is
inversely proportional to her speaking volume. After a several years being inexplicably put in charge
of a mob of lynchers and finger-pointers, was exiled back to the
land where she came from. With great fanfare, she announced that
she is now employed by
a top-notch British organisation (UCL), a claim which when checked proved
to be fantasy believed only by the gullible (see 'The Terrorist'
known for her practice of promoting acquiescent and supine
invertebrates, thus ensuring their subservience.
One of the the
Gang of Three. Her smiling edifice hides a calculating and
conspiratorial nature. Like countless others through history who
cannot survive on their own merits, she values and grooms
obsequious underlings reliance upon whom her perch is secured. If you hear the
scratching sound of pen on paper its probably because she is
leading the unwashed in another petition behind your back. Does not have the finesse of a machiavellian
reprobate but deadly nevertheless: her trademark fangs will bite.
Guru of an ashram of
the transcendental philosophy of not biting the hand that feeds
you until after that hand has fed you. A real snake charmer. The wiser
young male novitiates of the ashram learn through experience to avoid the guru.
Had his turban knocked off his head recently.
You know the type ... he annoyingly runs after you wanting to
copy doing everything that you do, and wants to be leader of the
gang ..... except that he is inexperienced and can't. Eventually
he learns that he has to wait til his balls drop before he can
be like a man. A walking example of the joke: "Why is life like
a septic tank? Because the largest turds rise to the top."
mysterious character unknown to Google scholar. As typical with
people of his ilk, is fond of making the claim that he has
led "thousands" of staff. Thrust into leadership in searching again
by anointment. Would be more successful if he could
speak intelligibly ... in English.
character: small; opinionated; brusque. Makes decisions on
hearsay without full knowledge: Shoots first and asks questions
after. The man he replaced has ancestry from the land where
Mercedes and BMW automobiles are made. This bully is from the
land of the Irish joke. A flash in the pan destined to disappear just as quickly as he appeared
(and he did).
The lynch mob
The mob boiled
over when told that they had to put in hard work and that they
should always have quality in their output. They clamoured for a
king who would maintain their fairy tale. They may eventually
learn that they can rid themselves of the king but they wont get
rid of the problem.